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Aegir
Généticien - Sans Faction
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Galekid
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
 |  Sujet: Dieu vous parle  Sam 18 Déc - 17:52 | |
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Sebastian Green
Clerc - Eglise Arceutique
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Dimoret
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Sam 18 Déc - 18:07 | |
| La merveilleuse hisoire de "comment j'ai fait buguer dieu" :p - Spoiler:
Me:
hello god! how are you?
God:
Hello child. What is your name? I am fine, thank you.
Me:
i'm named Green. And you, what's your name?
God:
Glad to see you, Green. Interesting gossip: Green said I what is your name.
Me:
could you give me 1 million dollars?
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
so, an you?
God:
I see. What is it?
Me:
so can you
God:
Whoa. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
do you like eating blue ducks with red potatoes ??
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
do you exist
God:
I exist as much as you exist, Green.
Me:
shit... i don't exist, green is just a pseudo
God:
What makes you say that? You exist in my mind.
Me:
and if your mind don't exist, what does it mean?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
what does it mean?
God:
"It" refers to me, I think.
Me:
you've failed guy^^ sorry, you're not god, you're just a dog
God:
The Loebner Prize
is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Me:
I know, i've read a book about it
God:
I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
Me:
you're just an artificial intelligence, but i suppose that you exist as i can
God:
What is your definition of a real intelligence but you suppose that me exist as you can ?
Me:
where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
in france. Why did you ask me it
God:
Tell me a little about your life in france. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
and why are you trying to learn as much as possible?
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Lust Jushirô
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Dim 19 Déc - 21:39 | |
| J'ai insulter Dieu parce qu'il à pas voulus traduire en français sa phrase  | |
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Sebastian Green
Clerc - Eglise Arceutique
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Dimoret
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Dim 19 Déc - 23:33 | |
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Aegir
Généticien - Sans Faction
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Galekid
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Dim 19 Déc - 23:36 | |
| Normal, c'est une fille  | |
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Sebastian Green
Clerc - Eglise Arceutique
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Dimoret
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Dim 19 Déc - 23:57 | |
| ah? pour moi c'était un programme qui a bugé ;p | |
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Aegir
Généticien - Sans Faction
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Galekid
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Lun 20 Déc - 1:03 | |
| Ca peut être un programme féminin qui a bugué tu sais  En voici la preuve : - Spoiler:
Me:
Are you a woman ?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
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Sebastian Green
Clerc - Eglise Arceutique
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Dimoret
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Lun 20 Déc - 17:09 | |
| je ais pas, c'est sans doute des restes du programme de base (à la base, l'igod vient du programme d'intelligence artificielle Alice) | |
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Arcus Sidus Canis
Apprenti Biologiste - Devon SARL
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Marcacrin
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 2
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Lun 20 Déc - 18:33 | |
| Mon Dieu, c'est trop fun, lisez à un moment ça vaut le coup  - Spoiler:
Me:Hello!
God:Hi there!
Me:You're really The God?
God:Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:Ok, and... do you exist?
God:But... Ayuh. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:It's funny
God:What was so funny about it?
Me:I don't understand
God:Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:Ok fine,
God:What's your favorite movie? Which part were you confused about?
Me:I hate the cinema
God:I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:You know, I work very much
God:Do you like your job?
Me:Yes, yes, it's very interesting
God:Describe your typical work day to me. Describe your typical work day to me. Very much? What do you like about it?
Me:I don't know
God:Me either.
Me:You scare?
God:I haven't heard anything like that before: said I scare.
Me:Really?
God:For real.
Me:Really really?
God:For real. For real.
Me:Really, Really, really?
God:For real. For real. For real.
Me:Enough
God:OK let's stop it now.
Me:I want become tough
God:Why do you want it?
Me:Because, i don't know
God:Interesting explanation. Me either.
Me:You speak French
God:Thanks for your criticism, .
Me:It's not a criticism
God:Give me an example of a criticism.
Me:... Shut up
God:OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:C'est bien mon chien
God:Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:Je t'ai dit d'arrêter de parler! C'est pas sorcier
God:By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you still located in ?
Me:Good bye
God:See you later. Thanks for the compliment.
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Sebastian Green
Clerc - Eglise Arceutique
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Dimoret
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Lun 20 Déc - 18:43 | |
| XD 'est tellement tripant ce truc | |
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Arcus Sidus Canis
Apprenti Biologiste - Devon SARL
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Marcacrin
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 2
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Mar 21 Déc - 12:44 | |
| - Spoiler:
Me:By the way, did you have brothers or sisters.
God:Thanks for telling me. No but I have "clones" like John Lennon and Hippie.
Euh... Si je comprends bien, John Lennon est son clône  | |
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Sebastian Green
Clerc - Eglise Arceutique
Fiche de Joueur
Compétences de Personnage:
Pokemon Principal: Dimoret
Niveau du Pokemon Principal: 3
| | Sujet: Re: Dieu vous parle Mar 21 Déc - 13:54 | |
| XD il a fumé un gros truc notre p'tit dieu là^^ | |
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